The unbothered bull
The NIU LAI Onesie
Free shipping on every order · Pick MOM or SON · Size each bull
Monster fur combIncluded free with every onesie
×2Free gift
The Fuzzy SlippersFuzzy slippers to finish the look
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+$19.00 each
Ships within 24h · Arrives in 7 to 14 days · 30-day returns
Description
Meet NIU LAI: a big, unbothered bull with soft horns, floppy ears and a face that has already seen enough today. Comes in two colors: MOM in mustard and SON in darker orange, sizes S to XL.
Fit & fabric
Cut roomy on purpose: wide through the body and long in the arms, with a hood that holds the bull face, horns and ears up. Sizes S to XL, chosen separately for each bull in your pack. Between two sizes? Take the bigger one.
Care
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Never iron the face, horns or fur. Brush the fur once it is dry and it fluffs right back up.
Shipping & returns
Orders ship within 24 hours on business days. Shipping is free on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Delivery usually takes 7 to 14 days.
Not in love? Send it back within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
The short version
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One bull, two colors
A one-piece in MOM mustard or SON darker orange, with soft horns, floppy ears and a face that has seen enough today.
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Wash it. It fluffs back.
Cold wash, gentle cycle, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang it up. Once it is dry, brush it with the free comb.
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Out the door in one business day
Then 7 to 14 days to your door. Shipping is free on every order, to the United States, Canada, the UK, Australia and New Zealand.
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30 days to decide, 90 days of cover
Send back an unworn, unwashed suit within 30 days of delivery. If something is actually faulty in the first 90 days, we replace it or refund you.
See it move
Bull in motion.
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Front, side, back
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Unbothered
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Before coffee
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Both colours
The details
Permanently unimpressed.
NIU LAI is a big, unbothered bull. You wear the mood so you do not have to explain it.
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Soft horns, floppy ears
Both on the hood. Both harmless.
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The face
Heavy eyebrows and half-closed eyes. It has already seen enough today.
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MOM or SON
MOM is mustard. SON is darker orange. Choose one for each bull and mix them in a pack.
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Hooves included
Padded hoof mitts and hoof feet, exactly as in the photos.
Pick your pack
One is a vibe.Four is a whole herd.
Fit
How it fits.
Cut roomy on purpose. It is meant to swallow you.
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S, M, L or XL
Four sizes. Pick one for every bull in your pack.
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Between two sizes?
Take the bigger one. Baggy is the whole point.
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Wide body, long arms
Wide through the body and long in the arms, with a hood that holds the bull face, horns and ears up.
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Wrong size?
Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we sort out an exchange or a refund.
Made for adults and teens. It is loungewear and a costume, not children's sleepwear, and it is not flame resistant, so keep it away from open flames and heaters.
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Will it arrive in time for Halloween?
Order by October 15 and it should. Orders ship within one business day, then delivery usually takes 7 to 14 days.
Those are estimates, not guarantees, which is why the date has room in it.
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Which size should I get?
It is cut roomy and comes in S, M, L and XL. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. If it still is not right, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we sort out an exchange or a refund.
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What is in the box?
One one-piece bull suit for each bull in your pack, in the color you chose, and a free fur comb.
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Can I pick different sizes in a Duo Set or Squad Pack?
Yes. You choose the size for every suit separately, and MOM or SON for each bull. A Duo Set is two suits of this character and a Squad Pack is four, at a lower price per suit.
A pack can arrive in more than one parcel. Each parcel gets its own tracking link.
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How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang it to dry. Never iron the face, horns or fur. Once it is dry, brush it with the comb and it fluffs right back up.
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Can I return it?
Yes. You have 30 days from delivery to send back an unworn, unwashed suit for a refund. Return shipping is on you, unless it arrived damaged, faulty or different from what you ordered.
A fault that shows up later is covered for 90 days by our Defects Policy. The full rules are in the Returns Policy.
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What is the difference between MOM and SON?
Mostly color. MOM is mustard with a grey muzzle and hooves. SON is darker orange with a pink muzzle and hooves. Same sizes, same attitude.
What the monsters are saying
4.9
Based on 8 reviews
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Incredible softness. The fabric stays cozy and never gets scratchy after wearing.
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Like slipping into a warm, fluffy hug. The material is top-tier comfort.
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Soft and cozy material that feels great against the skin. Ideal for relaxing at home.
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The plush feel is addictive. Warm without being hot, soft without being flimsy.
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Softest thing I’ve put on this year. The material feels high-quality and so comforting.
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Pure coziness. The fabric is gentle, warm, and perfect for curling up.
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Feels like wearing a soft blanket with sleeves. The material is wonderfully plush.
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Soft, light, and warm all at once. The texture is pure comfort.
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